TM VEdge


 * 1) meatfree


 * 1) vagfree


 * 1) straightvedge

Best on the Planet

The Champion Who Matters in PCW

The Champion Who Is Always in Matt Mills' shadow.

History
John VEdge is some sort of wrestling drifter. He walks into a promotion, claims to be the best, gets his meatfree faggot ass stomped, and then continues to complain about being the best. It's the strangest thing! Anyway, John VEdge is a former Marine, not the fake kind like John Cena, but an actual Marine. He may have killed people, but I doubt it. Marine killers tend to eat meat and John VEdge doesn't eat meat because he's a pussy, I guess. He might have PTSD, but that's not from combat. It's from knowing that animals are being used for human consumption. OH GAWD. So as long as you're not wrestling him in a chicken suit, you should have no problem making the little bitch cry.

He came into PCW and went on some sort of win streak, like 19 and 0. I'm pretty sure 17 of those wins came from Nate Train (God Rest His Soul) and the other two wins came from his opponent being DQ'ed. Eventually, he started talking shit about bigger and better wrestlers on the roster, namely Matt Mills. Not only was Matt Mills PCW World Heavyweight Champion, but he was also the savior, face, and locker room leader of the company. Matt Mills ran dat shit and John VEdge couldn't hack it so he decided to start calling out Matt Mills, but he wouldnt do it like a Marine. Instead he dropped subtle hints in his promos because he knew Matt wouldn't pay attention because Matt was too busy telling the world that Brandon Tallman was the biggest faggot in the world and that Frenchie would take over PCW is the rest of the guys in the locker room didn't start acting like men with dicks. But John VEdge contributed nothing to PCW except an Intercontinental title win.

He eventually did get in the ring with Matt Mills...and lost.

He should retire, but he hasn't. Please retire, John VEdge. Delet your life.

Championships and accomplishments

 * Parkersburg Championship Wrestling
 * PCW Intercontinental Championship (1 time)
 * Lubeck Lucha Libre
 * LLL United State Championship (2 times)
 * Fusion Japanese Wrestling
 * FJW Junior Heavyweight Championship (6 times)
 * FJW Tag Team Championship (3 times) - with Cam Purdue
 * Wrestling Valley Ultra Pro
 * WVUP Heavyweight Championship (1 time)