Joelberg

Joelberg is an American professional wrestler currently wresting for Parkersburg Championship Wrestling (PCW). He is a former PCW World Heavyweight Champion, the first-ever PCW Intercontinental Champion, and the winner of the first-ever Gauntlet For Glory match.

Early days
Joe was probably a decent wrestler before he started doing all that karate and cooking shit. While working for PCW at night, he was a chef at Fusion! Japanese Wrestling in Parkersburg, WV. It was there that he learned that he had no ability in the ring whatsoever.

Intercontinental Champion
I'm not a Joe historian by any means, but I do know that he won the PCW Intercontinental Championship at some point. The time and date have been lost to history because more important things have happened. Joe wrestled a couple of matches, but he didn't really do anything that surprised anyone. One could say that he showed a glimmer of talent, but those people are mentally retarded and should be euthanized.

Gauntlet For Glory winner
Probably his biggest accomplishment was winning the Gauntlet for Glory. At first it was an impressive win, having steamrolled through everyone in the match. But afterward, it was revealed that all of the people he "eliminated" were given a "free night" with Joe's then girlfriend Kelsey Bayer. None of the boys he eliminated were even aware of what Kelsey looked like before they agreed.

PCW World Heavyweight Champion
He won the PCW Worldheavyweight Championship after everyone that banged his goat of a girlfriend contracted kidney infections from some strange STI that circulated in locker room. With no one medically capable to compete, Joe was the only healthy man to carry the belt. Around this time, somewhere anyway, he entered into an angle with a very old man on the verge of retirement and he beat him. An Old Man. Yeah, that was telling of the Dark Times to come.

Dark times
I'm not sure why this section is referred to as "Dark Times" because it's basically the only truthful telling of his true abilities as a PCW star. During this time, he fucking sucked and everyone knew it. Everyone saw it. And everyone loved it.

Comeback
Yeah, a comeback. I haven't seen much of this "comeback" except to say that he's spent more time on his back bleeding than a 13 year old Thai hooker. Good going Joe!

Wrestling World War

 * Team PCW vs. Team LLL at Dethfest (Season 2)
 * Fight of the Century II at Night of Glory (Season 3)
 * Morghulis at SuperCard (Season 3)

Lubeck Lucha Lubre Champion

 * Frenchie at Gaunlet For Glory (Season 3)
 * Matt Mills at Wrestleacolypse III

Championships and accomplishments

 * Lubeck Lucha Libre
 * LLL Championship (1 time)
 * Parkersburg Championship Wrestling
 * PCW Intercontinental Championship (1 time)
 * PCW World Heavyweight Championship (1 time)
 * Gauntlet For Glory winner (Season 1)